me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight
me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse
you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .
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im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
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997:
this bitch is so iconic fr
Transparent PNG for the “Breakthrough Imminent: Homo-sexual Underground” alert, for all your shitposting needs.
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20 years in the future, you and your teenage son looking through a memory book you made…
son: *sees an APJVFF post printed out on paper*
son: what the fuck is this? that don’t even make sense lol
you: show some respect man… that’s APJVFF… *reminisces and smiles*
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